I can only imagine how the Pac-10/12 conference discussions go. Every Athletic Director give evil looks to commissioner Larry Scott while he tells everyone how great the last year of the Pac 10 will be.
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY
TEN MEN SIT AROUND A ROUND CONFERENCE TABLE STARING INTENTLY AS A MAN (LARRY SCOTT) HIGHLIGHTS COLORADO'S ATHLETIC ACCOMPLISHMENTS. A SINGLE PICTURE OF KORDELL STEWART IN A STEELERS UNIFORM IS ON THE OVERHEAD PROJECTION.
MAN #1
This sucks. You blew it. Texas and OU are staying.
LARRY SCOTT
I did even better. I got Colorado and Utah instead!
AN AWKWARD SILENCE. SOMEONE COUGHS. A MAN IN USC POLO GETS A TEXT AND STARTS CRYING. THE TEXT READS "WE'RE BUSTED"
MAN #2
2011 is going to blow. This year is a wash. Why not add them this year?
LARRY SCOTT
We have another year (of mediocre football and basketball). Come on! We have another year!
MAN #3
I'm going to call Kansas. They are going to beat us in basketball but at least we'll be on t.v. in primetime.
LARRY SCOTT
Don't you dare! All I ask is you wait to make that phone call after you play in the Coors Event Center. If you aren't impressed, I'll dial Self's number myself.
According to my sources, that's exactly how it happened. Or, exactly like this (Imagine Pac 10 commissioner is Gary Busey and Keanu Reeves is Utah's AD):
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