Thursday, December 30, 2010

Beat Writer: Doug Dennison - In the Flesh

My Guardian Angel

We all have someone looking after us.

Whether you believe it or not, I feel at least once in your life you will experience an event where someone or something will show up right when you need them.

When I was the tender age of 25, I, Doug Dennison, met my Guardian Angel in the flesh.

The event unfolded as such....

It was a crisp October evening in the great city of Chicago.

I was walking away from my place of business on Michigan Ave getting ready to cross the busy street at the corner of Michigan and Pearson. With ear buds in place and iPod in hand, my eyes were transfixed at finding the perfect song to travel home with.
As I stood at the street corner still scrolling through songs and waiting to walk west across the street, I felt a presence approach me and take their place a few feet behind me.

Without looking up and noticing with my keen peripheral vision, the walk light turned from red to green. At a gunshot like reaction my body was ready to follow my first left step.

At an even faster pace then my gun shot reaction, I heard an angelic, yet vaguely familiar voice yell out "Whoa Man!" which stopped me right in my tracks. As the voice continued to ring through my ears and above the volume of my chosen song, I looked up and noticed a bicycle messenger passing by, just a few inches from where I should have been at that moment.

As I turned around to hear the voice and thank him for stopping me in my tracks, my adrenaline pumped knowing I had just avoided massive injury. My head completely turned at the moment I looked the man in his eyes, recognized exactly who he was and said, "Thanks." He plainly shook his head in gratitude.

As I walked away from the avoided dangerous situation I realized I had just met my Guardian Angel.
And to this day, almost 4 years later, I will always thank Billy Ray Cyrus for saving me from harm.

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Monday, December 27, 2010

MUSIC: Download Black Keys and Big Boi

Spin has up on its website a really impressive mashup of Black Keys and Big Boi. I highly recommend checking it out and downloading it to your tape deck.

I've embedded the eight-track mashup. Please head over to Spin.com to get the full lowdown. Link below.

The Brothers of Chico Dusty (Big Boi vs. The Black Keys) by wick-it

Click here to check it out on Spin.com

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Holidays! Holidays!



With the holidays approaching and gifts being opened, there is still one gift I won't be able to open until Jan. 20. That is of course when Parks and Rec comes back from its hiatus. And by hiatus I mean giving up its time slot to Outsourced. I'm excited for this show to come back. It is easily among my favorite comedies and favorite shows all together. The leap from season one to season two was tremendous in writing, acting, plot and not trying to be the Office - which was a great move.

I'm still amazed how NBC can't market this night of television and its television stars better. I mean, Joel McHale, Baldwin, Poehler, Fey, Carell (for the time being). The network has a handful of some of the funniest people on one night and never hammer home that fact. Baldwin is just great. Poehler and Fey had huge 2008/2009 years due to SNL and elections, Carell is a legitimate movie star, McHale has a great following because of the Soup. I just don't get it. Oh wait...sorry, William Shatner is on CBS right now - I got to go!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

MUSIC: Back to the Front



I'm very eager to share new music with all you that sometimes I forget to share my favorite music I've listened to for years. Here is that example. There are times my iPod just perfectly shuffles the songs and playing this song on the CTA at night was that. Here is Four Tet - My Angel Rocks Back and Forth.

Also, please enjoy another Four Tet - Hands.

And who could forget this little number. Click to find the mystery song.

Move Over Clark Griswold

Conan unveiled his set decorations last night and I have to say that this was one of my favorite bits he's done on his new show. Next year I will definitely try talking the Mrs. into putting a giant inflatable chicken sandwich in our place.

Friday, December 17, 2010

MUSIC: Jam On This



Let this one ride in you CD player for a couple of spins and let the party take itself to another level. Not a lot of writing for my posts today - the music is speaking for itself. Enjoy this fun song.

Note: to enjoy this song to the max please follow these steps: 1. pop open a bottle of cheap chardonnay 2. put on your best umbra shorts 3. dance, dance

"Cancel my appointments."
-"What appointments?"
"Wishful thinking."

Fri Fri Fri Friday! (Part 2)



Enjoy your Friday! I wanted to include a song from a band I was lucky enough to see live by accident, Suckers. I went to a show and this awesome band opened up. Enjoy! Also, as I write this, I'm looking directly at a poster for one of my favorite movies Man on Wire, so I wanted to include the trailer for the Academy Award-winner for best documentary. Go watch this movie! Right after you watch an episode of COMMUNITY!

Fri Fri Fri Friday!

"You don't have to tell me what day it is, it's Fri Fri Fri Friday! Party. Time. Weekend. Beginning. Now! It's Five ooooooooooo' clock! (Steam whistle) Quittin'. Time! (Steam whistle) Let's. Get. Cookin'!" (Cue Loverboy - Working For The Weekend)

Now that I've confused all of you...

Chet has been a big fan of Jenny Lewis for a long time and I have to say I'm quickly becoming one too, however, I didn't love her performance on Conan last night. She's the lead singer of Jenny and Johnny, Rilo Kiley, and she costarred in the 1989 adventure hit The Wizard with Fred Savage.

Here's the song that was performed on Conan last night, after hearing the album version it sure has planted itself in my head.

Monday, December 13, 2010

From the Mrs.

The little lady shared this with me today and I realized it's been a while since I've done a "From the Mrs." post. "Let's Fly!" - Gordon Bombay



And as an added bonus I thought I would share one of her favorite montage clips.

Friday, December 10, 2010

We Have Confirmation!

Chet said it earlier this week and now we have confirmation, Community has been named the best show of 2010 by multiple sources. However, I do have one question for both lists, where the hell is Friday Night Lights?

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New York Magazine Top 5 Shows
See the Full List
1. Community
2. Mad Men
3. Terriers
4. 30 Rock
5. In Treatment

Buddy TV Top 5 Shows
See the Full List
1. Community
2. Lost
3. Breaking Bad
4. Chuck
5. The Vampire Diaries

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Let's Be Clear: Problem Solved

I think we can all calm down after that wonderful BREAKING NEWS we had today. The new banner does look and feel great. I think it brings out the best in us. That being said, I think it is time we do some real hard-hitting pieces. Some earth shattering stuff. So hear I go: With my first edition of "Let's Be Clear," I'm going after the airline safety manual. I don't know if anyone else has stumbled across this gem, but I did on a domestic flight from Chicago to Dallas (I felt like I needed to add domestic flight, to be fair I've never taken anything other than a domestic flight). But here is what I stumbled across. I never knew why I was so afraid of flying when I was a little boy, now I know. I am so glad I never sat next to this guy who is forcing this boy to do something naughty.

BOY:
"Mister, the flight attendant was right, the bag isn't filling up with air."

CREEPY MAN WHO SAYS HE IS FLYING FOR 'PLEASURE':
"Ahhhh...Trust me, it's working"

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BREAKING NEWS: NEW BANNER IS AWESOME

It's winter, It's dark, it's cold. Boom.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Movie Convo: The Butcher

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If you are ever in need of a "Guy's Night" you should sit down and watch The Butcher. Full disclosure: I haven't seen the entire movie, but the clips and scenes from my DVR have left me speechless and have been playing on a loop for a few weeks now. I don't think I have ever seen this good CGI of someone driving in a car in my life. I mean, I truly feel like I'm in the car with Eric Roberts and there is a loading dock through the window. The fighting moves equal Jason Bourne. The dialogue is rapid fire that the actors deliver with ease. To go-out-on-a-limb, this movie might surpass Tripfall (that's hard to do). But this movie - according to IMDB - came out in 2009, making this Eric Robert's follow-up to The Dark Knight. I'd say equal playing field. Please enjoy this movie! Next up: Blown Away.

Editor's Note: I will go into much deeper discussion on Tripfall at a later date. That movie might require its own blog.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Best Show On TV



Think the title pretty much sums it up. Hope you all enjoy this great show, and if not please start watching.

"Stargate's better!" -- I definitely spit my drink out when the guy said that line walking away from Abed. Cheers!

Saturday, December 4, 2010

15 Dollars In a Jukebox



There was no way we could get by without posting this gem. Last night we enjoyed a night out - dare I say a staff Holiday Party? - and this song was bought multiple times. We completely owned the jukebox for hours. I'll post the my bar set list soon. Keep posted. But in the meantime please in enjoy.

Back To Old Self



I can't get to my sites! For whatever reason, I was having most difficult times trying to post on to this great blog. But I've switched browsers and all is back to normal! So nothing says back to normal like a remix of an old Nat King Cole song!

I hope it isn't constantly snowing wherever you are reading this.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Just Because it's Awesome

Watch. That's all.

Rhapsody!

I thought about it for a long time and I finally did it, I canceled my Netflix subscription and traded it in for Rhapsody. I'm not sure why I didn't take my brother-in-law's advice sooner? It's the best way to listen to music at work. Here is one of the songs from an album I've been listening to.

Monday, November 29, 2010

The Whigs In A Kitchen

I saw this link on twitter today and thought it would be the perfect way to ease back into the blog.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

MUSIC/TV: New Stuff



After a handful of new Conan episodes, it is safe to say he is back to old form. However, this TSA guard made me cry of laughter when he said “mmm,
now give it back.” Great stuff. I’ve also decided to include a new song, courtesy of an ad from Mozilla Seabird’s concept phone - which is pretty freaking cool if it ever gets made. Anyway, have a great one and enjoy the clip and music!

The Submarines - Modern Inventions

From My Wish List

I'm so tired of my music library that I don't even listen to music anymore at work. It's podcasts and sports radio all day. However, the afternoon show that I listen to is hosted by a complete moron who will turn an internet rumor into front page news. So my 2:00-5:00 slot is open for new music. Here are a couple songs from albums that are currently sitting in my iTunes wish list.



Thursday, November 11, 2010

I’m Still Here



Hey, folks! Sorry for lack of posts recently! I was out of town and I actually went to the moon! Mitch and I are stoked about Conan and how he is Conan again. While the format is still the same - I think a 15 minute concert from the bands at the end would be cool - I still love it. I can already tell Conan is different by the fact he has already done the ‘string dance’ more times than his entire stint on Tonight (keep in mind I exclude the last two weeks of the Tonight Show), we have see the Masturbating Bear, bare ass, Conan dropped a Motherf&*#@$ on the air. Very nice to have him back, and me for that matter. Mitch and I will keep posting favorite music, entertainment stories that make us laugh.

Lunch Break Music Video

Not my favorite song but the video is really cool.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Just Days Away Now



Oh Coco, we are so close. Here is a clip of Conan stopping by Lopez Tonight. Also, thanks to Mitch, I’m addicted to that Mayer Hawthorne song. So well done!

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

A Little Something For Everyone

Today I let the iTunes run wild on shuffle and I came across a few new favorites. Here are the songs that were buried in my playlist and won themselves a second play. I should note that I actually do like The Avett Brothers quite a bit, I just didn't know I had this song. I think I downloaded it through NPR. Thanks NPR!





Monday, November 1, 2010

Halloween with Mumford & Sons

Here are a couple videos I found from last night's Mumford & Sons show at the Riviera. The show was great but for the first hour we could only see the keyboard player due to the worst floor layout ever. Who raises a bar in the middle of the floor? We did manage to slide over to a better spot and catch the last 5-6 songs and a great encore without a wall of girls sitting on a rail in front of us.

On another note, today I won a free Team Coco Show Zero t-shirt, however, due to the site being too busy I couldn't check out and never got my shirt. Screw you t-shirt website.



Thursday, October 28, 2010

Song of the Afternoon

It's Thursday afternoon and you know what that means...music from a couple of Swedish chicks I've never heard of! This song was on NPR today and liked enough to share it with all 14 of you.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Junk, Junk and More Glorious Junk

Going to the sports collector's convention has just been added to my bucket list. Just think of all the crap I could buy and store in a closet or basement.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Better Take A Look!

I know it is 22 minutes long, but if you get a chance watch a few minutes here and there. It’s a great pilot episode that never got picked up. Why am I showing this pilot of Lookwell? It was one of Conan O’Brien’s first writing gigs.

Friday, October 22, 2010

I Got Fired Because Kelsey Grammer Scammed Me



I decided to let the Jack Donaghy clip of the week go to Dr. Frasier Crane himself, Kelsey Grammer. Even though Alec Baldwin again nailed it last night in 30 Rock and his quest of ‘Reaganing.' But I think we can all agree that Grammer was a great guest actor last night. Yeah, Frajer!

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Conan’s First Guests

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I wrote this post for 100%, and when I went to publish I doubled checked the website to make sure no one did the same thing, and sure enough someone had just posted what I just finished writing about. So, since I already had it written, I’m going to post it here:

The premiere of Conan O’Brien’s new show Conan on TBS is still a few weeks away, but we now know who will be visiting the funnyman during his first week. Some old favorites and friends of Conan will stop by all starting with the teamcoco poll winner Seth Rogen and musical guest Jack White (who he collaborated with on Third Man Records). Here’s the full run down:

Monday, Nov. 8 – Seth Rogen and musical guest Jack White
Tuesday, Nov. 9 – Tom Hanks, Jack McBrayer and musical guest Soundgarden
Wednesday, Nov. 10 – Jon Hamm, Charyne Yi and musical guest Fistful of Mercy
Thursday, Nov. 11 – Michael Cera, Julie Bowen and comedian Jon Dore

A pretty solid lineup for the first week on TBS. Hanks, who originated the ‘Coco’ nickname, is a must for Conan. He appeared on Conan’s first week on the Tonight Show and appeared on his final telecast in January. Other notable frequent Conan guests are Jack McBrayer (30 Rock) who actually worked on Late Night back and can be seen in many skits. I’m looking forward to the first week, and if you are wondering who is the guest on Friday, nobody! Remember Conan will run Monday thru Thursday at 11/10c.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The Dungeon (-1), Rooftops (-1)

Yes, It's true. I've finally completed the Dungeon and Rooftops on par! The two courses that made me swear at my phone and make my wife wonder why she married me. To celebrate, I give you a really slow song by someone I completely forgot about.

My Kind of Office

Here's a really cool video that I saw on foxsports.com, but who's operating the camera? Way too close, dude. Zoom out! Look around.

<a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/video?vid=31bf0f08-5545-4dfd-aa2d-3a2bdd663ad3" target="_new" title="">Self-Guided Tour</a>

Monday, October 18, 2010

Monday Music

Here are a couple songs I've had stuck in my head this morning.



Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Sorry, Frank, These Ads Are Better

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I’m loving these Conan ads. I know it helps I’m a fan of him, but those Jay Leno ads for him moving to ten o’clock and then back to the Tonight Show were not funny, poorly executed, and not enough variety. TBS is blasting us with tons of different ads and a well executed social media campaign that I haven’t seen since 42 Entertainment brilliantly marketed The Dark Knight and with rare circumstances. I’m stoked for his show. I hope they don’t try and change the landscape with no desk or whatever. Plus, once Conan starts Nov. 8, four days later Kansas Basketball starts!



teamcoco.com

Between Two Ferns with Bruce Willis, Actor "Moon Lighting"

Monday, October 11, 2010

New Music To Chew On

Here is some new music to help you get through this slow Monday, unless you're one of those jags that has today off to celebrate Columbus Day.





Saturday, October 9, 2010

Random Music

Enjoy the weekend. Please enjoy this music until Mitch and I get back to debating the tough stuff.






Jonsi - Go Do (song used in The Social Network t.v ad)

Friday, October 8, 2010

Congrats to Us, Even More Props to These Guys...


CITY OF SCARS
Uploaded by Batinthesun. - Classic TV and last night's shows, online.

There is a very impressive fan-made Batman movie floating around youtube this week. Apparently shot on a budget for $27,000 and 21 days to create. It is definitely worth the 30-minutes. Very impressive to see the camera skill, editing, dialogue and array of camera setups. Clearly impressive enough to keep me up very late. Enjoy this great Batman movie! Oh, and congrats to Mitch and I to getting to 100 posts. Normally, we stop doing stuff pretty soon after we start.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

100th Post! (Updated)

I just noticed on the old dashboard that this is the 100th post! I should save it for Chet to write something special but who knows when he's going to post again? With the Chiefs being 3-0 he's probably busy thrusting a field goal post somewhere. Anyway, since we haven't posted since Monday here are some more TV thoughts, a quick game of Where's Chet?, and a new Conan promo.

TV Thoughts
I have ended my relationship with The League and Glee. Both season passes have been deleted from the DVR. The League is trying way too hard to be funny and Glee is boring. I have no plans to replace them with anything.

Where's Chet?
1. Getting signatures so he can run for mayor of Chicago
2. Eating a meatball sub at the Subway across the street from his place
3. Riding around on an ATV running over Colts mascots
4. The meatball sub didn't fill him up so he's having a snack. Maybe a muffin and a Coke?

New Conan Promo

Monday, October 4, 2010

Missing You



"I Don't Like Your Tactics"

Here is a song by the Local Natives who I saw Saturday night at the Metro. The show was pretty good but it won't make my list of favorite shows because I had to stand behind the world's biggest douche bag. He bitched at us before the show started because we were "bumping him" and he thought we were trying to take his spot, "I've been here for two hours, I don't like your tactics!". I'm not sure why he cared so much about his spot, once the show started he began slow dancing and making out with his date preventing him from seeing any of the show. Job well done moron. You could have done that at home and saved 40 bucks.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Thursday, September 30, 2010

He Backed Off As Well


I have no idea how this video hasn’t made our blog. Since we experienced the opening of Chicago’s newest KU bar - The Crossing - we got to relive the 2008 title game. So in honor of the new bar, the team, the great Bill Self, here is the best player from the Miami Heat hitting the biggest shot during their college basketball career - which none of those players can say.

And since it is the start of the weekend, enjoy this iPod buster.

B.O.B. - Magic ft. Rivers Cuomo

Scissor Me Timbers

This song has been stuck in my head for days, and what's the best way to get a song out of your head? Post it on a blog so you can hear it again.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

More TV Talk

I realized that I hadn't contributed to the blog since last Friday so here are some more of my thoughts on the new TV season.

Lone Star
Canceled? Already? Now I have to get over Tyra Collette all over again.

Glee
The music teacher on this show is so annoying that I can't even fast forward through episodes anymore. Looks like I now have 25 extra minutes on my hands on Tuesday evenings.

The Office
I almost completed the Dungeon course on par in Stick Golf during this episode. In my opinion, The Office and Entourage are secretly competing in a game of "Who Can Mail in Their Episodes Faster".

CHIEFS!

New Conan Logo

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Tory tried posting this earlier today but he said he was failing, so I wanted to post this and throw the link to all teamcoco’s downloads for the image. I’m a big fan of it. I think it’s young, simple and very unlike Tonight Show way of life of appealing to everyone. I bet it becomes way more recognizable than Jay’s chin drawing for his Big Dog Productions that runs seconds after he claps his hands and thanks his 90’s guest.

Head on over to teamcoco.com for more downloads.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Welcome Back New TV: Community, Modern Family Still Great; Baldwin Still Rules



Having all my fav comedies back makes me - if I may steal Elsa’s phrase from Last Crusade - ‘giddy as a schoolboy'. Community and Modern Family haven’t missed a beat, and I’m still amazed Baldwin didn’t win another award for his portrayal of Jack Donaghy. This guy nails it out-of-the-park every scene. So much in fact, I’ve decided to add a new bit to our lovely blog: Great Jack moments. Now, I’ll try and keep up on it, but it all depends on how fast Hulu gets clips up - and by ‘Hulu’ I mean my VHS tapes because they have two circles right in the center of the plastic rectangle.

Also, this clip will have to tie us over until I get my Frasier meets Dexter show staring O’Quinn and Emerson from Lost as I proposed on 100% (check the hard-hitting piece section to the right).

Happy Wednesday Eve



Enjoy this tid-bit of music for Wednesday Eve. I recently saw them live at the Metro in Chicago on Saturday, and I was very impressed and entertained. Enjoy 'Wet and Rusting' by Menomena. Also on Saturday, came the news that Max Weinberg will not be returning to lead Conan’s band when he returns in November. It appears long-time band member Jimmy Vivino will take over for Weinberg, TVguide.com reports. So sad. I was a big fan of the ‘Max Weinberg Seven’ during Late Night. They played a variety of new and old music and always sounded loud on the TeeVee. But Vivino seems like a good band-leader for the TBS adventure.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Great Buy of the Day

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Tory introduced me to this shirt on the website homage.com and it’s a must get for any University of Kansas basketball fan. I highly recommending jamming onto their site and picking it up. Rock Chalk

Friday, September 24, 2010

Some New Tunes For Friday

Have I ever mentioned that I love talented female musicians? There's just something about a gal that can sing. The Dead Weather lead singer, love you. Girl on Glee that constantly wears skirts and knee socks, really love you. Well, Sharon Van Etten, welcome to the club. You had me at "said".

Thursday, September 23, 2010

TV Review

Chad's post earlier in the week has inspired me to give my own review of NEW TV shows that I have watched this week. Ready? Here we go.

Running Wilde
I watched about 10 minutes then went looking for the performance plan on my TV. It's making weird noises when the volume is up too high.

Undercovers
10 minutes into the show the Mrs. and I made fun of the two main characters running and laughing during a scene and deleted it from the DVR.

Lone Star
This show kept our attention because we found a lot of similarities to Friday Night Lights.

Boardwalk Empire
Haven't watched it yet.

That's all. Tonight's lineup includes a lot of old favorites so there is no room for new shows. TV!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Hey, I Was There!

Here is a new song from Margot and the Nuclear So and So's that they played at Lincoln Hall on September 19th. Overall, the show was good, but I thought they played a little too much new music making it hard for the crowd to get into it. Or maybe I just needed more beer?

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Monday Night TV Review

I know all of you guys are waiting for my review of Monday night’s new fall premiere. So here it is:

I watched Chuck last night.

Powerful stuff! Oh man, sit on that for awhile. To another important matter, I’m going to dedicate this song - courtesy of last night’s Chuck episode (see spoiler free review above!) - to the girl on the Howard train around 6:00 p.m. She made her way from the middle of the train to where I was standing by the doors and gave me a look. She could have been the lovely Anna Friel’s younger sister, and then she transferred to the brown line at Fullerton. Maybe some other day I’ll see you and say nothing - again. We didn’t exchange a ‘puff of love’ (see earlier long-winded entry) but a moment nonetheless.

Something for Chaddy

Since the countdown clock at the top of the page says 48 days and not 0 days until the return of Conan I give you a new video of him answering fan email. This sandwich looks like something that I could get into. Minus the mayo of course. Mayo is gross.


Friday, September 17, 2010

Mix Tape Friday

Here are some tunes to start your weekend. Now go root the Jayhawks on at your local pub, unless you prefer to watch at home. It's on ESPN you know.



Free Energy - Free Energy
Heartless Bastards - All This Time
Julian Casablancas - Out Of The Blue

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

And They Call Me Mad?

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Here is the new print ad for Conan’s new show, Conan.

Also, here is Conan’s spoken-word re-telling of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein that is up at teamcoco.com. They also play the interview of Conan done by Jack White. It is definitely worth a listen if you got the time.

HAVE A LISTEN HERE

Thanks to teamcoco.com for having that up for us!

How You Doing?

This made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes. It's a prank call that was on the Howard Stern Show. I really need to get Sirus radio.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Quote of the Day Meets Stumble Upon of the Day

Today during lunch I was messing around on stumbleupon.com and came across a website that just listed quotes from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I thought this was the perfect opportunity to give you two bits in one post. These two made me laugh, enjoy!

“Let me tell you a little lesson, buddy. The cream always rises to the top. And I’m about to show you the white, hot cream of an eighth-grade boy.”
-Charlie Kelly

“Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans...raw.”
-Charlie Kelly

Some Booze Cruisin' Music

Tomorrow is Booze Cruise 4! Or "Booze Cruise Lite" as I like to call it since it will be about half the size of the last three years. Oh well, that won't keep me from enjoying an icy cold bohemia style beer on Lake Michigan.







Since we'll be cruising in September instead of June I thought this was appropriate.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

What’s Your Porn Name?



Sorry, Tory, but I’ve been a little busy. I’ve been trying to think of my favorite made-up porn names. Now, in the Community clip above, they say your porn name is made up of: your grade school and favorite soft drink. If that is the criteria, then my name is: Indian Hills Dr. Pepper

However, I’ve always been told it’s your middle name and the first street you lived on. So: Kurt Crestway.

Using this criteria for years, I have come across some of my favorites from my friends, like: Michael Columbus and Michael Woodbine.

Then there is first pet’s name and the first street you lived on. Leaving me with: Wolfgang Crestway.

What do you all think? What’s your formula for your porn name? Leave us yours!

Sports Videos!

I love KU basketball highlight videos and montages, but not when they're set to this song. I really really hate this song. I cringe at the thought of this being pumped through the fieldhouse this season. However, this video does get me excited for the 2010-11 Jayhawks. Late Night is only about a month away!

GameON from Kansas Jayhawks on Vimeo.



And here is the newest episode of The Gridiron. Not only does it rip off HBO's Hard Knocks, but now it seems to be dipping into the Friday Night Lights pool with their music selections. I'm predicting that the next episode will have one of the following:

1. A walk on hippie quarterback named Sunshine joins the team
2. A Vince Vaughn like player plays himself onto the prep team
3. A player with a troubled past has to make a choice between his gang or a new unlikely friendship


THE GRIDIRON - WEEK 1 from Kansas Jayhawks on Vimeo.

From the Mrs.

Our place is currently under a lot of construction and every morning the wife and I are woken up at 7:00am by the sounds of hammering, drilling, pounding, and best of all the construction worker's boom box. That's right, boom box. I've seen it, it looks exactly like the one my dad keeps in the garage. It's large, black, has paint on it, and right in the middle between both speakers is the cassette deck. They don't bring tapes though, they listen to the crappiest radio stations Chicago has to offer. According to the Mrs. this song was just being pumped outside of our sliding glass door. She likes to think they started dancing in their hard hats, but I think they just turned it up and there was a lot of "Oh Yeah!" and "Here we go!" exchanged when the first notes were heard.

I would also like to point out that once again Chad has disappeared from the blog. If he doesn't give up his job as KC Wolf soon I may have to change the banner at the top of the page to say "A Conversation With Myself".


Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Play Count - 0

I'm getting really tired of the music in my iTunes library, the podcasts I subscribe to, and listening to people breakdown football games that haven't been played yet on sports radio stations. Today I decided to make a change, I'm only listening to music in my library that has a zero play count. Surprisingly, there are a lot of songs I have not listened to, here are a couple favorites from this morning.




AND

Jemina Pearl - Retrograde

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Final Days of Summer

Summer is ending here in Chicago and we need to start preparing for a long winter. Here are a couple songs by The Long Winters to help us ease into the next eight months.



Friday, September 3, 2010

“Hey Bones, You Pissed?!"

Couldn’t agree more with Tory: laughter, stories, and music is what we need. Before all the fun and games return, I would like to post this video of Arcade Fire’s “Rococo,” for I will forever associate this song with late August 2010 and my trip to Omaha.



Wherever you are reading this, I hope you enjoy...

Thursday, September 2, 2010

"Is There a Six Flags Down There?"

I think the best way to get this blog rolling again is with a good laugh. Enjoy the latest Between Two Ferns with guest Sean "Spicoli" Penn.

Friday, August 27, 2010

iPhone App of the Day

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Introducing a new bit today: iPhone app of the day. Tory and I love introducing new bits, so I thought this was perfect. Tory recently got me hooked on Stick Golf. Now, it is addicting. I have unlocked all the courses and shot even or under par on all but two courses: crazy cactus and rooftops - which is my favorite. I highly recommend buying this for 99 cents.

Now, considering this app costs a dollar, it is only fitting I embed this song:



I hope you find your dollar to buy ‘Stick Golf” and hope you enjoy!

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Hey Paul, I'm Tayne.

It's 4:30 in the afternoon and there have been no posts today? I bet our handful of followers are pissed. Well cool down, here is one of my favorite skits from the Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

"Computer, load up Celery Man, please."

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Leno’s Gibson Joke Falls Flat



ABC.news has a good piece on Leno telling a horrible joke at Mel Gibson’s expense during his stand-up routine at a comedy club. Little does Leno know, his jokes always fall flat - but this was just wrong, too.

Good Old Fashioned Leno Bashing

I don't think I'll ever get tired of watching David Letterman make fun of Jay Leno.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Band of the Afternoon: Nico Vega

Tory’s song of the day got me thinking: How can I top him? Got it. Band of the day. So, here is ‘Be Giving’ from Nico Vega and my soon-to-be wife, Aja. She’s easy on the eyes. I highly recommend picking up their album at your local iTunes store.

Song of the Afternoon

I've had this song in my head all day so I thought I would share and try getting it stuck in yours.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Introducing a New Bit

I've decided to add another bit to my rotating themes. So far I've given you: W Wednesdays, Quote of the Day, Stumble Upon of the Day, From the Mrs., and Song of the Afternoon.

Today I introduce...

Matthew Moment Mondays! Enjoy! (Hopefully there are enough videos on youtube to keep this up)

I should also mention that the Reelz Channel is showing back to back episodes every week. Set your DVRs.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Scene of the Day



Tory’s infamous post on Andy requesting a ‘bottle of suds’ made me laugh quite hard. I was trying real hard to top that, but I can’t and simply fail at life today. All I could think about was the clip from Community embedded above. Dean Pelton to me steals every scene he is in. And that’s difficult considering this is one of the best casts on t.v. today.

And remember: "The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook. "

Quote of the Day

"I think a man working outdoors feels more like a man if he can have a bottle of suds."
- Andy Dufresne

It's friday and I sure could go for an icy cold bohema style beer.

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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Jack and Conan

I came across this today and thought it was pretty cool. Conan O'Brien and his band playing Seven Nation Army at Jack White's Third Man Records. I'm ready for Conan to be back on TV, not much longer until November!



Here's one of my favorite White Stripes videos with a Conan cameo.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

A Conversation About Concerts

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Last night the lady and I went to the My Morning Jacket concert at Charter One Pavilion and it got me thinking, out of the shows I've been to what are my favorite? What are my least favorite? Even though I had a blast last night and the show was really good, it doesn't make my list of favorite shows I've been to (I would really like to see My Morning Jacket again at an indoor venue). Here are my favorite, least favorite, and comments on other concerts I've seen.

Favorite Shows
1. South / Margot and the Nuclear So and So's / Something for Rockets at the Double Door - Chicago
2. U2 at Kemper Arena - Kansas City
3. The Dead Weather at the Vic - Chicago

Least Favorite Shows
1. Tom Petty at Sandstone Amphitheater - Kansas City
2. Dave Matthews Band at Sandstone Amphitheater - Kansas City

Loudest Show
Foo Fighters at AllState Arena - Rosemont, IL

Awesome Recent Shows
1. The Whigs at the Bottom Lounge - Chicago
2. The Heartless Bastards at the Bottom Lounge - Chicago

Bands I've never seen and will pay large amounts to see them if I have to
The White Stripes
The Black Keys

Ladies and Gentlemen, Uncle Chaddy D. Daddy


Ted Brogan

Nick | MySpace Video


I’m very excited to announce that I’m a first-time uncle! I have a nephew who is doing well. And I’m very excited that the above video didn’t happen with my brother and sis-in-law. I mean, can you imagine having to listen to Charlie Sheen? I wish that upon no one. Congrats again!

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

The Gridiron

I love my Jayhawks and find this entertaining, but this is a terrible rip-off of HBO's Hard Knocks series. Here is the teaser and episodes 1 and 2.

The Gridiron (Teaser) from Kansas Jayhawks on Vimeo.



The Gridiron - Episode 1 from Kansas Jayhawks on Vimeo.



The Gridiron - Episode 2 from Kansas Jayhawks on Vimeo.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Our Friends Heidi, TJ, Susan, and Jamie



I can’t tell what the best part of this gem is. The introductions alone of our friends make it worth it. I don’t think I get the ‘basketball’ move, I have never used that in a game before. Anyway, learn some of these moves and you’ll be the hit of the party!

Tory’s day may be filled with Charlie brown sad music, but mine is filled with “Country Hip Hop” electric guitar!

Cue the Charlie Brown Music

I had plans yesterday to get up and take care of a few things that needed to be done. Instead, I watched 3 hours of Arrested Development on IFC. It was a Sunday Fun Day indeed. The Mrs. seemed to enjoy it too, the next step will be introducing her to all three seasons I have on DVD.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Friday, August 13, 2010

My Friday Shuffle is Playing the Goods

My iTunes shuffle mode has been playing a lot of South and Margot the Nuclear So and So's today, so here is a little taste of two of my favorite bands.



Band members from Margot get on stage with South at the end of this video.



It also looks like Margot has a new album coming out sometime in September. That makes sense since they're starting up a new tour and I'll be seeing them on Sept 19th.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Hear I Am!



Anytime I'm lost - and it is a lot - my brothers just sing this song together at once and I magically appear; and all is right in the world again! And by 'magically appear' I mean, that within the thick, furry KC Wolf mascot helmet I wear, I hear a faint "somewhere out there" drop my routine - usually thrusting my business towards unwanted on-lookers - and start running towards them!

Since I am the KC Wolf, I have decided that this song is the song I will use to get the CHIEFS fans pumped up! It's best to imagine that at the beginning of the video when you see a mysterious man walk and knock on the door that you picture me as the KC Wolf!

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Where's Chad?

No posts from Chad since Tuesday? Where are you Chad? Our readers have a fever and the only prescription is more CDDY. Here are my predictions on what happened to Chad:

He is sleeping because after eating a two egg special at Ann Sather he followed it up with a meatball sub from Subway, wings from Fizz and a steak from Tango Sur. "Chad wants a steak!"

He is KC Wolf and he's at training camp. CHIEFS!!!

He is watching recorded episodes of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

He's at the batting cages getting ready for the fall softball season.

My money is on option 2. Chad is KC Wolf and he is getting ready to thrust his mid section all season long at Arrowhead.

Whigs on Conan's Old Show Tonight!

The Whigs will be performing on the Tonight Show with Douche Bag McGee this evening. I'm going to have to plan this perfectly so I never see Leno's fat head or hear his stupid voice. I guess I could record it but that means I would have to watch his dumb head wobble back and forth in fast forward, "Hiya Folks, Hiya Folks, Hiya Folks".

I bet he's making a just terrible joke in this picture. "How about that Jet Blue flight attendant? Talk about a bad day..." (smirk, laugh at your own joke)

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Halloween with Mumford & Sons

I just learned that Mumford & Sons will be playing at the Vic on Oct. 31 and tickets go on sale tomorrow! I know how I'll be spending my Friday morning. Here are a couple of my favorite songs by them, "Winter Winds" and "The Cave". I'll also be seeing My Morning Jacket this Tuesday. Last time I tried to see them one of the band members fell off the stage the night before and the show I was going to see was canceled. Hopefully everything goes well this time around.



Wednesday, August 11, 2010

CHIEFS!!!

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Not sure how I came across this but I found it really lame. Love the Chiefs, hate KC Wolf. The only thing he is the director of is thrusting his business when the Chiefs score. "TOUCHDOWN KANSAS CITY!!" and KC Wolf is now playing with himself.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

There and Back Again - A Tale By Bilbo Baggins

When the 'rents were in town last weekend, they had the great idea to take a tour of Wrigley Field. Pretty cool little tour; found out about the history, backstory, weather towers and what they do (thanks old man for asking that question), and a sneak peak to all the backstage stuff not many people see. Here are a few pics for now.

View from the 'fancy' box seats:
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View as I'm standing in the Cubs dugout looking up:
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Don't know what this one is:
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In Case You Forgot the Rules of Our Blog

Tory's post of the great Bateman made me miss Arrested Development. However, Community is doing a great job of filling that void. So here is a funny clip from a season one episode which happens to include an Arrested alum - Tony Hale. Season two starts Sept. 23! The best part of this clip is that it summarizes the rules for our conversation. Follow them and we are square.

Because My Gun Is Loaded!

Here is the "The Dancer" the second video presented by Orbit Dirty Shorts. It's weird but I'll watch anything with Bateman and this video proves that. This has it's moments but I like "The Prom Date" better.



Orbit Dirty Shorts presents "The Prom Date"