Showing posts with label hypothetical story. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hypothetical story. Show all posts

Monday, August 9, 2010

Välkommen Back To the Blog That Does It All

Welcome back, Tory! We are back at full-strength so the posts won't just be me rambling anymore!

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For the record, I imagine - even though, yes, Tory doesn't drive to work - that his is how Tory returned to work this morning. Pulled up to his office and greeted the parking lot security guard* who checked his I.D. The guard said, "Tory, are you happy to be back?" Tory says, "You tell me" and pulls his glasses down on his face to reveal his new tan. They exchange fantasy football tips, their Netflix queue, and "Friday Night Lights" - but Tory cuts him off because he hasn't seen it yet. The guard gives a standard, "don't work too hard" all while Tory's radio blares because he refuses to turn down the music. Why? Because the radio is playing this song.


*in my story, I imagine the security guard stealing loose change from Tory's and everyone else's car during the day.