What’s Your Porn Name?

Sorry, Tory, but I’ve been a little busy. I’ve been trying to think of my favorite made-up porn names. Now, in the Community clip above, they say your porn name is made up of: your grade school and favorite soft drink. If that is the criteria, then my name is: Indian Hills Dr. Pepper

However, I’ve always been told it’s your middle name and the first street you lived on. So: Kurt Crestway.

Using this criteria for years, I have come across some of my favorites from my friends, like: Michael Columbus and Michael Woodbine.

Then there is first pet’s name and the first street you lived on. Leaving me with: Wolfgang Crestway.

What do you all think? What’s your formula for your porn name? Leave us yours!